Greetings good citizens!
As you are probably aware, Kim Kartrashian bared her booty for the cover of Paper Magazine this past week in an effort to "break the internet". It looks like things have backfired, and instead, she has become the "butt" of all jokes. (pun intended)
Have you seen Kim Kartrashian PAPER magazine cover yet?
I thought it was hilarious when they said that her two Instagram images are "the most revealing and sexual photos she's ever posted". I guess they forgot to mention that her only talent and rise to fame was her 2007 sex tape with then boyfriend Ray J. If that's not revealing enough, I don't know what is.
The first pic she posted shows the no talent Kartrashian Klan in a long, black Jessica Rabbit-style dress balancing a champagne glass on her butt, while popping a bottle of champagne. The champagne arcs through the air and lands all over her back and in the cup.
Would you believe that according to women's magazines, (those same people who create images of women by photoshopping their pics) the new ideal measurement is 40-12-96 ? Even Barbie has a bigger waistline and smaller boobs than Kim, in her "break the internet" cover shoot for PAPER magazine. Reality is that 99% of women in this planet will always fall short of the ideal. Unless you can master Photoshop and learn to manipulate your pictures, of course.
Does this dress make my booty look too big? Yes, it looks enormous!